Showing posts with label herbal tea blends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label herbal tea blends. Show all posts

Friday, February 5, 2010

The Real, Desperate Housewives of Orange County



let's face it...  there is NO chance any one of those housewives would ever ask me to create a healing tea blend, but...  i can't help but wonder what i would recommend...


blackberry- to strengthen the physical body AND, metaphysically, maintain healthy personal boundaries... because those husbands can be a handful!  
calendula- to help heal all that plastic surgery...
dandelion leaf- stimulates appetite, improves assimilation- since they really don't eat much (the root is awesome for the liver, but would need to be used in a decoction or overnight infusion)...






rose- to soften and open the heart...
peppermint- to synergize and bring all healing aspects together...






i guess this is my official "housewives blend"!  hmmmm...  i wonder if it will taste good with a shot of tequila...