Friday, February 5, 2010

The Real, Desperate Housewives of Orange County



let's face it...  there is NO chance any one of those housewives would ever ask me to create a healing tea blend, but...  i can't help but wonder what i would recommend...


blackberry- to strengthen the physical body AND, metaphysically, maintain healthy personal boundaries... because those husbands can be a handful!  
calendula- to help heal all that plastic surgery...
dandelion leaf- stimulates appetite, improves assimilation- since they really don't eat much (the root is awesome for the liver, but would need to be used in a decoction or overnight infusion)...






rose- to soften and open the heart...
peppermint- to synergize and bring all healing aspects together...






i guess this is my official "housewives blend"!  hmmmm...  i wonder if it will taste good with a shot of tequila...

2 comments:

  1. So funny. Is this blend for non-housewives too?

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  2. sher, i think it's a blend for any boozy broad who is addicted to plastic surgery and is under the influence of a controlling man. :) clearly this is NOT your tea blend... :) xoxo

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